red storm

Code name for the Soviet Unions documented, pre-planned invasion of eastern europe, and more specifically, Germany.

"The Soviets are gonna hit Germany based on the Red Storm."

"If that dude hits him, he'll get hit by a red storm."

by Bondarenko April 6, 2005

Back Story Bore

Someone who refuses to answer a simple question and insists on giving you their entire life story.

“....and then I wanted to plant tulips but I just don’t think our soil is right for it...”
“Sir! I just need to know, soup or salad!” Said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the Back Story Bore on table 8.

“Can I get your name please, ma’am?”
“Well I called because I got this letter and I was going to call yesterday when I got it but then my sister called and then it started to rain so I had to....”
“MA’AM!!! I need your name before I can even help you!” Denise screamed at the back story bore who was eating into her lunch hour.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Marty Story

A tale too ridiculous for anyone to believe.

His daily lunch-time Marty Story always resulted in a collective eye-roll from the rest of the crew

by muchomass June 24, 2011

snapchat stories

A place where people can post stupid challenges and chainmail that no one likes.

I hate all of Will and Andrew's Snapchat stories. It's just a bunch of asking to tell them to people you know, so they can circle which one they like better...

by YahhhhhhhhBoy January 24, 2017

a likely story

An expression used to signal disbelief and/or doubt in something that someone said.

Or a nicer way of saying “that’s bullshit”

Person 1: Dude, I had sex with a hot girl last night!

Person 2: A likely story

by Jejsjsjkdkd January 29, 2018

Stormie

A classy Southern belle that's gives to others freely, free spirited, tenacious, caring, and intelligent. She is beautiful yet doesn't flaunt it, the girl your mom loves, and you can't wait to get alone with. Classy at all times but get her into her room and she smokes your pole like a champ.

Stormie is Awesome

by Marty_the stocking lover October 7, 2015

Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)

Term used among friends (not close) to indicate how much you don't care about the story they tell.

Ishan: "I had to do me computer science today"
MING: "Cool Story Noob (a.k.a CSN)"

by MGtheGANG November 26, 2011