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Get the scrapin' and scramblin' mug.The specific practice of using fear about the dangers of pseudoscience to justify intellectual conformity, suppress dissent, and protect orthodoxies from challenge. Anti-pseudoscience scaremongering takes legitimate concerns about misinformation and inflates them into existential threats—treating every alternative health practice as a public health crisis, every unconventional claim as the death of reason, every question about consensus as the return of barbarism. It's the public intellectual who warns that questioning vaccines will bring back plagues; the science communicator who suggests that entertaining any criticism of established science undermines all of civilization; the skeptic who treats every believer in pseudoscience as a threat to humanity. The scaremongering is effective precisely because pseudoscience can cause harm—but by inflating every instance into catastrophe, it makes proportionate response impossible and critique of orthodoxy unthinkable.
Example: "He compared people who read alternative health websites to those who enabled Nazi atrocities—Anti-Pseudoscience Scaremongering at its most extreme, using the specter of ultimate evil to delegitimize any deviation from medical orthodoxy."
by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026
Get the Anti-Pseudoscience Scaremongering mug.The strategic use of exaggerated threats about the "post-truth era" to justify censorship, dismiss dissent, and protect established power from scrutiny. Post-truth scaremongering treats any challenge to official narratives, any skepticism about institutional claims, any alternative information sources as threats to democracy, reason, and civilization itself. It's the pundit who blames every political problem on "post-truth" without examining why people stopped trusting institutions; the fact-checker who treats all misinformation as equivalent, from genuine errors to legitimate critique; the establishment that uses "post-truth" as a cudgel against anyone who questions its version of reality. The scaremongering serves power by making dissent itself seem like a threat to truth—painting those who ask awkward questions as enemies of reality.
Example: "He called any reporting that contradicted the official narrative 'post-truth propaganda'—Post-Truth Scaremongering, using the concept of truth to protect power from accountability."
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Get the Deposit Return Scheme mug.A small online collective group dominated by a manipulative narcist who constantly meddles in the personal lives of their small cadre of followers. undermining their self image & esteem playing them off against each other. This toxic collective will typically hold court on some corner of social media somewhere where the narcist feels they'll have opportunity to grow their miniscule following. Typically this group of maladaptive is predominantly female following 'mean girl' rules, though there are also typically a few gay adherents (often closeted) & asexual males involved plus the attendant compliment of socially isolated heteronormative men seeking sexual gratification. However there are predominantly (often exclusively) male variants of such groups that typically also identify as Incels or hate groups. It is unknown to this researchers whether there are GBLT variants. Anecdotally there have been unconfirmed reports of such groups.
Typically anyone the narcist feels is or becomes a threat or has the audacity to question any of their many impetuous decrees is typically targeted very publicly for some minor or inconsequential or imagined infraction the narcist will make a big show of blowing up at before melodramatically ignoring them. Inciting their followers to hate bomb, ridicule, harass and dox the offender, which followers are quite eager to comply with, as it offers them a temporary relief from the relentless internal manipulations the narcist conducts otherwise.
Typically anyone the narcist feels is or becomes a threat or has the audacity to question any of their many impetuous decrees is typically targeted very publicly for some minor or inconsequential or imagined infraction the narcist will make a big show of blowing up at before melodramatically ignoring them. Inciting their followers to hate bomb, ridicule, harass and dox the offender, which followers are quite eager to comply with, as it offers them a temporary relief from the relentless internal manipulations the narcist conducts otherwise.
"WTAF?! Looks like this bitch sic'd her Klu Kluck Scram on my ass. All I did was correct her on twitter about some antivax misinformation."
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