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SQUID RING

A squid ring is the scientific term for female genitalia. The name is derrived from the sloshy, squidgy appearence of the fanny, the word ring is derrivitive of the big blag hole you stick your pork sword into.
Billy: Heyyyy Cassa, u so sxc. gotta nice birra sosage thats needin a slimey cuddle
Cassa: Hiyaaaaaaaaa! I have a willing squid ring? =
Billy: so it's kk if i shove it in ye?
Cassa: 8---D O-
Billy: suttons rong wiv ye fanny i'll find some1 else
Cassa: kk
by babooshkaaaaa April 4, 2011
mugGet the SQUID RINGmug.

Ring hand

When a female gets engaged, while wearing the new engagement ring suddenly picks up an annoying habit of obvious hand gesturing or photo posing, to flash the ring, often referred to as "a case of ring hand"
Undercover thots getting wife, next thing you know they all over insagram with ring hand, Smh.
by Smjpl April 4, 2016
mugGet the Ring handmug.

Cock Ring

The lipstick left around a guys cock after a blow job!
The cock ring home girl left on me last night was hard to wash off!
by PlatinumPúnana January 19, 2021
mugGet the Cock Ringmug.

Ring toss

Bro, we ring tossed all night and now my legs are killing me
by Skcilttub August 23, 2018
mugGet the Ring tossmug.

Ring print

The unique texture of your arse hole....like a finger print but a ring print.
Jill from work photocopied her arse on the photocopying machine. I knew it was her because she left her ring print on the glass
by Sirweighalot March 18, 2009
mugGet the Ring printmug.

the engagement ring

When a man wraps his shaft around his finger.. HA HA HA
My boy Pasfield wraps his penis around his finger claiming it's the engagement ring cos it's bigger than a wedding ring..
by Boy Hampster windsor September 9, 2009
mugGet the the engagement ringmug.

ring of fire

1.People who take the weight loss aid alli will have almost artistic oil deposits that acquire in the toilet. If not cleaned properly or immediately these oily deposits will form a circle on the outer water line that resembles: a ring of fire
2. The same oily discharge that happens that acquires around your anus.

3. The painful sensation in your anus that goes hand in hand with taking alli
I can still see the ring of fire you left behind in the toilet.
by jonnydeefus October 21, 2009
mugGet the ring of firemug.

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