factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.

A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

by euphemistmo January 7, 2018

Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.

Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."

by Half Mast May 27, 2021

dirty pole smoker

One who takes male members of unclean fashion into their mouths.

That guy doesn't like Harley's what a dirty pole smoker.

by HuntleyRules April 26, 2015

Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump

I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.

by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023

pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit

shut up you stinky pole hugger

by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.

Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025