Shat-pole

When a column of poop hits the toilet water and is still coming out of your ass, it forms a Shat-pole

Omg, just had a full on Shat-pole, it was good enough for a superhero to slide down..

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025

Pole pot

The action of sticking ur dick in a pot of soup and then dipping it in some sugar, and then fucking yo bitches ass hole

Wanna pole pot later later

by Connie with a large dick November 12, 2021

Pole-saw

To take your dick and lay it flat in between someone’s ass and rub back and forth until you cum.

I had to Pole-saw my girl last night cuz I wanted to cum first.

by TheHarbinger682 May 24, 2023

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

pole management

The ability of an individual to make a male penis ejaculate properly within a respectful time frame.

Wow dude she exercised great pole management last night after the party. I was able to get to sleep early!

by Goohlevich April 7, 2016

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Dr Pole

Someone who has poo breath, like a sewer.

"Blimey, has someone let one off?" "No, it's his breath. He is a Dr Pole."

by RamboNAN September 7, 2025