Parker is a super sweet guy and can change your miss instantly! He can make anyone laugh after anything. He will help you for so much, and he makes the most perfect boyfriend in the world. Don't let a Parker go girls, he's a real keeper. Jk he's a mother fucking douce asshole and you should probably hate him. He will date you, but only if you have a nice ass and boobs. Ps he has a small dick. K bye.
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one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.
by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005
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Conservative - Muh free speech, I'm going to Parler to avoid those big tech censors
Conservative - Muh free speech, I'm going to Parler to avoid those big tech censors
by anotherstraydingo December 22, 2020
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A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.
The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers
A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.
The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers
by anonymous October 23, 2004
Get the Parkersburg mug.A place where insane people live. Insane food. A town with liars and dark people that try to find wierd times to hang out with normal people. Insane things to do. Infested with drugs and losers. Insane talk. Poor tastes. Some kind of wierd compulsiveness and just completely lack self confidense. Kindof like a hobo. They make up places they work or things that they are doing. Are ugly and have deranged looks in their eyes. On top of that they are assholes. The town itself is just sad. They are wierd and scary.
Everyone I have met from Palmerton has lied while they talked to me.
The girl from Palmerton walked to my house to bum a cigarette off me and told me she was at a wild party in her town when she was 14 years old. Talked about a boy. "Yeah we did star six nine."
The boy from Palmerton lied about his job and asked me on a date, he seemed slow.
The girl from Palmerton walked to my house to bum a cigarette off me and told me she was at a wild party in her town when she was 14 years old. Talked about a boy. "Yeah we did star six nine."
The boy from Palmerton lied about his job and asked me on a date, he seemed slow.
by europopian September 1, 2009
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a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah
a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah
by shinkbob June 15, 2008
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