Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.

EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.

by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

officewhore

Usually a department of defense contract worker with no real job skills other than answering the phone. Often found passed out drunk at concerts and in gutters. Enjoys cheating on her husband with your husband hence the title office whore. Comes from new Mexico but can turn up anywhere there is a rush concert and desperate asians named robert. Can be identified by large beaver like front teeth and complete lack of morals. In her natural setting, the bar, will be found with drunken side kick Monica. Has a strong draw to fantasy football and nascar racing. Is usually the equal opportunity officer as she does not discriminate and will have sex with absolutely anyone and everyone.

Roberta is still the dyncorp office whore..she fucked my husband too .she is a real officewhore.

by Igethalf September 16, 2019

Office snitch

Someone who has an authority figure make a rule against something he/she doesn't like somebody else doing. Has a goal of being in charge, but will just put a bunch of rules in type against what he/she doesn't like if he/she does end up in charge of something, and will have the police or another authority figure handle getting their hands dirty with something or someone.

The office snitch was on a path to get his/her hands on power.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2019

Officinal

someone being professional and saying something offical

Fawzi just sent an officinal email

by Greso2 December 25, 2019

offilosive

Offilosive is a personality trait of liking sex, blood, and pain. If this is your personality trait you are 100% a chronic masturbator.

Guy 1: Yes, I have an offilosive personality.
Guy 2: Dude, YOU are just a chronic masturbator who likes sex, blood, and pain.
Guy 1: SHUT UP!!!
Guy 2: Nah, i'm good.

by PokeMaster5050 January 8, 2020

Office-drone Speedball

Similar in concept to the Speedball drug cocktail, except using only legal drugs, in this case the depressant qualities of alcohol and stimulant effects of caffeine in place of heroin and cocaine.

This covers everything from Irish Coffee to neat vodka with a 5 hour energy chaser, anything that will leave you with all the energy of a sober person and none of the decision making capacity.

Friend: How are you able to keep working on that paper? You're wasted!

Me: Office-drone Speedball baby, try it some time!

by Mike What January 25, 2020

Office Dropping

When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.

Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.

by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2020