nobbler

Slang term for Condom

In the British TV series they referred to a 'Ribbed Nobbler' and they were obviously talking about a condom. Well, it was blokes talking.

by Kenh May 17, 2007

nobelisk

penis resembling a stone obelisk, ie wider at the base than at the tip

"you know that guy starkey? well i dont fancy him anymore..i was told he has a nobelisk"

by Dominy May 28, 2006

nobody steps on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.

Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008

by SmellsPrettyBad March 8, 2008

Nobbin Bobbin

Proper Definition Is Fellatio. AKA, Head,Hummer,Blow Job
Because While This Act Is Being Performed There Head Is Bobbing Up And Down On Your Nob.

Damn I Hope I Get Some Tonight. But I'd Settle For Some Nobbin Bobbin

by DGringo October 2, 2009

cock nobber

to males rubbing their genitals together for sexual gratification

oh my goodness! Look at those cock nobbers over there! are they really doing that in a nightclub?

by steve lee May 21, 2003

Mister Nobody

Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.

"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
"Mister Nobody did."
"Well, who shit in the sink?"
"Mister Nobody did that too."

by TUDE September 9, 2008

Nobby

Shipping name of the TikToker “Noen Eubanks” and the Make Up Artist “Abby Roberts” who are in a relationship since 2019

“Nobby is my favorite TikTok couple.”

by Noensbaey May 6, 2020