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Old guy that built an ark and saved all the animals
Noah Jose! (pronounced in spanish: no way jose)
by SmellsPrettyBad April 19, 2008

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When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 06, 2008

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When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 06, 2008

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Originally came from the word Newbie, then was shortened to Newb, and ended up being spelled as Noob. Usually refers to a person that is so terrible at a videogame that he does not deserve to be playing it. Sometimes refers to a person who is just brand new to a game.
"No Jake don't get out of your Banshee when you're that high in the air! You'll kill yourself!"

"How the crap do you fly this thing??"

"What a noob."
by SmellsPrettyBad March 04, 2008

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Originally came from the word Newbie, then was shortened to Newb, and ended up being spelled as Noob. Usually refers to a person that is so terrible at a videogame that he does not deserve to be playing it. Sometimes refers to a person who is just brand new to a game.
"No Jake don't get out of your Banshee when you're that high! You'll kill yourself!"

"How the crap do you fly this thing??"

"What a noob."
by SmellsPrettyBad March 04, 2008

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lots of hics. people hunt a lot. no smart people (except for like 5). people wear forests as jackets. ugly.
"I love you Jenny", famous quote from Forest Gump, is a common accent of people from Virginia
by SmellsPrettyBad March 22, 2008

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