hang nail

that irritating little shit skin that hangs off your finger below your fingernail.

I hope thats what this is.

"what's this shit?"
"it's hang nail. pull it."
"okay"
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK"

by timenssemper June 28, 2021

Undercover nailer

Someone that likes to secretly collect fingernail clippings and stick them up their partners butt while they are sleeping

I finally found an undercover nailer to be husband

by RoxyBlue778416 July 20, 2021

brown nailing

When you are wiping your ass and your finger slips off the paper causing you to scrap your fingernail against your asshole. - hence the name brown nailing

Person 1: hey bro what took you so long in there?
Person 2: ya my bad dawg, I was brown nailing pretty hard so...

by Groundsack101 August 8, 2021

crusty nail

Crusty nails is what you have!!

She got crusty nails they funky

by Funkyfunk August 14, 2021

dirty nailea

To eat someone's apple, then stick a turtle up their ass and rip all their limbs apart and eat them. Mmmm chicken legs.

Oh look at that kinky monster, what a dirty nailea.

by Hazelnut cream September 8, 2021

Abnormal nail

When your small toenail grows right the way round your toe instead of forward leading to a painful and unattractive toe

Jim: my nail is growing round the side of my toe

James:that abnormal nail mate

Jim:oh Yr having a giggle

by Wjfb September 12, 2021

Syd nail

A clump of hot dipped galvanized nails

God dammit!!! another fucking syd nail

by anonymous September 26, 2021