Mistache

An unintentional mustache- That unshaved hair above the upper-lip that was accidently missed by the razor. Taken from the words mistake and mustache a forgotten swipe of the razor and a mistache can appear- Mistaches come in all forms.

D- That mustache looks creepy, what's going on with you?
J- What mustache? What are you talking about? Creepy Eh?
J- "Looks into mirror"
J- Holy geeze. I must have missed some whiskers this morning.
D- So what are you saying, it's a mistache.
J- Mistache is correct, creepy is right; where's the razor?

by jsmil5 March 26, 2008

Mifty

A minute and fifty seconds.

I'm only mifty late!

by lizmakesaword February 7, 2012

minty clinch

Minty Clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of buggery upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond destitute, whereupon he took his own life.

"Where's Warren the Filth tonight?"
"He's doing a Minty Clinch down in Resolven car-park.

by William Tickle-Tockle December 6, 2015

Mistake

When a man and woman gets married and often find out that the man thinks he knows everything and thinks that he has a degree in every field to ever exist

Oh my god marrying Jackson was a mistake!

by Jade.45 February 20, 2020

power mist

The ethereally foggy place where the wealthy and powerful reside; usually not associated with reality.

"Dude, I heard you got layed off."

"Yeah, the CEO spent too much on his golden Herman Miller chair; they had to lay off 20% of the staff. It must be nice to live in the Power Mist"

by Brett Barnes May 14, 2006

Salmon Mist

When one is going down on a lady friend and she quiefs, spraying a fishy mist all over his face.

Yo dude, at this party last night I went down on Cindy and she sprayed her salmon mist all over my face, it tasted better than oysters.

by j gilbert August 5, 2008

gin mistake

N. Unwise action undertaken while severely inebriated, of the kind that would not be undertaken sober, esp. those that are either only hazily remembered or completely forgotten the next day.

Striptease? That was a gin mistake.

Time to booze up and make a few gin mistakes.

"Like I just got elected Miss Gin Mistakes Massachusetts" - Faye, QuestionableContent.net

by JustMe23 May 4, 2009