Do you mind 

The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.

The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.

Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't

want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.

Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife

with your dick.

Do you mind by cpetkunas March 3, 2019

piece of my mind 

Punishing/scholding/Beating somebody because of something he did that makes you angry.

guy 1:Hey!That guy is making fun of us!
guy 2:oh, I'll give him a piece of my mind!!

piece of my mind by eSHTEBALA November 8, 2007

Get your mind outta the gutters 

Something you say when someone is thinking dirty or perverted.

"Wow that's a huge tree..."

"That's what she said!"

"DUDE, get your mind outta the gutters!"

Get your mind outta the gutters by wheresmikey November 29, 2007

Woke Mind Virus 

An illiberal and dogmatic form of left wing identity politics that analyses social issues primarily through the lens of supposed power differentials between morally ranked identity groups. Given to shutting down dissent from its orthodoxy by equating it with harm.

You can't believe anything that they say, they are infected with the Woke Mind Virus, they are incapable of seeing reality.

Woke Mind Virus by The_Donald May 20, 2022

jedi mind trick

The mind trick is something used by Jedi's to persuade people to do things as they wish them to go. This is generally achieved by the Jedi waving his hand slowly in front of his face and speaking slowly and clearly what they would like the person to believe.

This is often used in jest for when you are trying to persuade someone of something and it isn’t going very well.

Guard: Do you have any identification?
Jedi: *waving hand* We do not need any identification.
Guard: You do not need any identification.

jedi mind trick by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

one track mind

Having a one track mind refers to the instance that there is currently only one specific thing on your mind (which you may or may not make clear to your environment by returning again and again to said thing in conversations).

Guy: Dude, Barack Obama's speech was wicked last night!

The Other Guy: Uhmm, yeah, it was all right.

Guy: Oh, and dude! Did you hear about the puppy he wants to get? OMG, it's so cool.

The Other Guy: Yeahh...

Guy: Hey, you know what dude? Barack Obama, ---

The Other Guy: Bro, you got one sick one track mind!

Guy: Let's just come back to Barack Obama for a sec...

one track mind by Jaidte January 27, 2009

subliminal mind fuck 

1.) Channeling subconscious voices hidden behind the real message to determine if the transmitter is telling the truth or simply lies and propaganda with a means to an end; usually your demise.
2.) Filtering noise and misleading examples to boil down the truth because this type of person believes in coded and hidden meanings sort of like a detective solves mystery; like smith of all trades.

1.) The burgess subliminal mind fuck consists of being worked to death and taxed for life.
2.) The proletariat subliminal mind fuck has more carrot sticks than bugs bunny. "I am Elmer Fudd." -djsee4

subliminal mind fuck by djsee4 October 13, 2010