Meth van

A shit box mini van that typically has a light bar on it that is off to one side or a minivan turned into a convertible truck

Oh shit there goes Floyd smoking a cig in his meth van.

by Jefg8r April 16, 2022

Meth Puddle

#MethPuddle can be used to describe or insult someone who is a life time member of glassy.

Oi bro, that girl ya had over last night looked like a fuckin half burnt meth puddle.

by heyheytaytay69 April 22, 2022

meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".

I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.

by einaphets April 23, 2022

Meth

Meth (methamphetamines) are stimulant drugs which allow individuals to stay awake for longer periods of time with less need for sleep which seems like a good thing on paper, however it ain't a good thing the next day when you have the comedown and have a feeling of emptiness due to the a sharp decrease in serotonin after the initial increase subsequent to taking the drug. Meth can be swallowed or snorted (bumping) which can lead to the user getting an intense high, however injections create an even quicker response as it enters the bloodstream quicker.

Don't do meth

by UltimateDoge May 4, 2022

Meth Box

Meth box is a callout used primarily in, but not limited to, first person shooter games such as counter-strike and refers to any given cube shape at any given point of time. Part of using Meth box as a callout requires nobody except the person calling it out to know what the fuck they are referring to.

Player 1: He's low, at Meth box!
Player 2: Where?
Player 1: Meth box! Meth box!
Player 2: What the fuck is Meth box?

by mrogen May 20, 2022

mehsum

Mehsum is a handsome, smart, athletic guy but hates girls if they're ugly and hates everyone.

person 1: who is that over there lol
person 2: that's mehsum. He hates me and you so much.

by jamalquandaviusbingleton May 27, 2022

Methademic

A methademic is when the drug scene witnesses what tweakers call a drought. E. I. When a drug seize happens at the borders and the weekly load is picked up by the DEA and not it's regular customers.

Dave: "well dang nabbit I'll be damned.. Can't find a $20 of clr anywhere around here."
Naomi: "well that's cause we're in the mist of a methademic. Didn't you hear about the bust that when down at the borders?!"

by MCRISSthisBITch June 9, 2022