May 29

Kiss anyone you want

Hey it’s may 29 can I get an kiss

by Fudndbf May 29, 2022

Teresa May

The worst United Kingdom prime minister in history.

Teresa May started Brexit therefore is VERY ANNOYING.

by I've chosen this because it's January 8, 2021

May 15th

The Day of Rejection.

That moment when you thought you were good enough for that girl, but you weren't.

Person 1: Is this good enough?

Person 2: I bet you though you were good enough for that girl on May 15th, apparently not.

by RejectedOnMay15th October 1, 2022

Motorboat May

A challenge simular to the legendary "no nut november" and "destroy dick December", you must rub your face on a womans breast for 31 days in a row

During motorboat may, i use strippers

by Whatthefuckamidoing2 November 12, 2018

May 30th

National get your cheeks clapped day

Girl 1: Hey it’s May 30th
Girl 2: Oh shit, time to get my back blown out tonight

by b00dycheeks69420 May 29, 2021

12th of may

12th of may wow what a shite day to be born people with the biggest dicks are born on this day only people born on this day can gobble down a pack of grapes in a second

I’m born on the 12th of may- ewww you have a big Willy

by Smellyballbag723 December 29, 2021

May 2

On May 2nd you have to kiss your bf/gf.

Justice: “Hey Demarco its May 2nd.”
Demarco: “Ok… what does that mean?”
Justice: “It means you have to kiss Londynn!”

by boner826392 May 1, 2022