Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all

I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !

by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017

Morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and have a boner

Man I got some morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Morning

it means: morning, hello, fuck you, damn, shit, omg, night, evening, afternoon,

whatever you want it to be,

it's a morning world.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Morning la
Person 1: Dad is coming!!
Person 2: Oh Morning!
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Morning la

by rocketboiiiiiiii August 5, 2019

S'moring

Verb. The act of superfluously talking about, bringing up, or annoyingly gushing about a significant other in conversation. S'moring may appear in conversations about significant others but is especially prevalent in conversations where the significant other reference is somewhat obscure to the point of random. S'moring.

Ex1: I apologize, I'm S'moring. Tell me about you.

Ex2: Caitlin would not stop S'moring about Allison.

Ex3: Jessica s'mored all dinner. Lucky we love her.

by ThatAgirl July 11, 2012

Good Morning and God Bless

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.

Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"

by Dhik Hedd May 22, 2018

Morning Clown

Breakfast at McDonalds

When i wake up im going to get some morning clown

by ajbkid June 1, 2010