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deven kelly

a sexy boy who's face is as red as his shirt and who is explicitly la douche. people suffer from la douleur exquise when they see him. if you are a gangsta, then this is you. and you will visit stfd.net.
some guy: you are deven kelly
deven kelly: well yes, i am.

R. Kelly Lemonade 

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.
"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"
R. Kelly Lemonade by belent November 13, 2017

Ned Kelly 

to bash someone for looking at you funny.
Dazza: that guy over there is looking at ya funny

Nat: where is he? I'll ned kelly him!
Ned Kelly by strayadogs January 13, 2017

Greg Kelly 

Sexy, tall, knows how to speak to the ladies and can have a good time (get fucked up.) You'd know a Greg Kelly when you meet one.
If you haven't met a Greg Kelly then you're missing out.
Greg Kelly by Pond kids August 19, 2017

shay kelly 

Really ugly and mean person .sometimes he Can be nice but he is ginger .alot of girls like him cause he is funny but he is mean and rude too No one likes him at school and he is realky selfish
girl 1:shay Kelly is sooo cuteee
Girl 2:Yea he is mnie
shay kelly by Arielmao December 14, 2017

Sam Kelly 

Some professional gamer at fortnite who thinks Max is a salt queen x10000000000000000000000. He isnt a bad guy after all. He is actually a great person that is happy with everyone and likes to be around friends. He is the greatest guy you’ll ever meet. Follow him on Instagram @InstantMemez_
Sam Kelly is the best Fortnite player ever! I really wanna meet him someday!