The National Jerk 

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.

"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."

The National Jerk by Jezzakanezza April 26, 2011

Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk 

Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.

The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.

- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?

- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.

- Wow, you crazy MF

Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk by 666g666 September 2, 2015

kansas city jerk

When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.

I never expected she's be able to receive a Kansas City Jerk, but I was wrong.

kansas city jerk by Tundraundertopsoil June 20, 2017

Polar bear jerk circle

Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air

Bro I can’t wait for that polar bear jerk circle next winter

Polar bear jerk circle by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019

Gatling Gun Circle Jerk

An event in which a group of males form a circle and masturbate as if their penises were the crank of a Gatling Gun until they ejaculate straight up into the air.

"Sorry, I'm busy this weekend, the boys and I are planing to have a Gatling Gun Circle Jerk."

Gatling Gun Circle Jerk by A Very Concerned Avocado April 3, 2020

Clerp and Jerk 

Your significant other is jerkin you off, whilst you are clerpin on those arousing white-painted toes.

The clerp and jerk combo is unmatched.

Clerp and Jerk by Gus Kriegler May 7, 2022

pound back jerk chicken 

black people pounds on jerk chicken

“Sorry I’m not Chinese enough for you, but I never seen you pound back jerk chicken, last time I checked brody twreaks better than you”

pound back jerk chicken by GinnyandHunterfight February 23, 2023