Elf Hat

The small amount of feces (much often with a resemblence to a Hershey's kiss) one finds on the tip of their member after removing it from someone's anus.

Dude, I was bangin this chick the other day in the ass and I pulled out an elf hat!

by gr8thinkr March 14, 2011

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Ass Hat

a person so close to recycling themselves - shoving their head up their own ass- that they wear their ass as a hat.

That guy is a serious asshat!

by Pin January 4, 2005

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put a hat on it

This is another way of saying 'wear a condom'

if your going out tonight son with that slut from down the road make sure you put a hat on it ,she has had more shaft than a lift.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

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Hat Trick

Achieving orgasm in each orifice of your girlfriend/wife/wife's sister, during sex.

Dude, i scored a hat trick last night!

by Favilicious April 3, 2003

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another name for undergarments. the top hat is the obvious covering the head, the bottom hat is the shoe, all that is left to name are the secret hats. These are the hats nobody has to know about you wearing unless you want them to.

"Hey, nice top hat, dude! Where'd you get it?"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"

by HDiggityDOG13577 April 3, 2020

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