hooplife

When someone claims that or that their life revolves around basketball.

Someone on their Instagram bio:

I go to idkhs

I play basketball

Hooplife 🏀

DaMar: I like basketball
LaShon: ok bruh, but u ain't about that HOOPLIFE tho like me.
DaMar: yeah, because my life doesn't revolve around hoop.

LaShon: Ok, but hoop is what I live for, so I can say HOOPLIFE.

by YJ_ December 24, 2013

Hulu-hooping

Constantly going back to your Hulu activities page to check for notices of postings in your threads.

I am trying to get to bed, but I can't stop Hulu-hooping.
Man, I was Hulu-hooping till 3am!
I can't make it through a whole show because I have to pause to Hulu-hoop

by katiekat214 July 31, 2010

hooplah

used by ms. venezuale this one time in class and now kyle wont stop saying it with a gay twang.

"...and it seems that there is a lot of hooplah surrounding the mayoral race..."

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

Hooptie

Broke Ass Shit. Peice Of Shit

"Man Look At That Hooptie Ass Mall"

by Famous Mike January 18, 2008

hoopit

somethning found

i found three bone is socks! hoopits!

by pok November 14, 2002

hooptie

This is the one and only true definition of hooptie.

Hooptie: A term describing the bum.

I betcha she likes it in the Hooptie.
or
Check out the sweety Hooptie on that one!!!

by Rascock April 24, 2004

Hoopdashit

A piece of shit car

1. That Nova is a hoopdashit!
2. My Dip Shit units asked me, "Are you on crack?" when I gaffed their Bernie craptacular hoopdashit.

by Nix & BL June 21, 2001