Holy Joses 

The term used to express all thoughts of anger and utter amazment.
Derived from the mixture of Jesus and Moses.

"Holy Joses! That is the fattest turd I've ever seen!"

Holy Joses by b0jangles!1 October 16, 2007

Holy Damage 

the Achilles Heel of a Bosgrel*

*see definition of Bosgrel for additional information

Sam: yo man, a Bosgrel attacked me, but I defeated it with my Holy Damage. Jesus was within. Allow it blud!

Holy Damage by someone jim April 30, 2008

holy blumpkin 

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.

"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"

holy blumpkin by wordbender08 May 20, 2008

Holy Jasper 

An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.

Holy Jasper! He just ate 13 chili dogs and got on the wall of fame at the Corner Bar.

Holy Jasper by Runner08 August 22, 2008

Holy Wings 

An advanced set of wings, after having sex with on holy or church grounds

Mike earned his holy wings with that psycho.

Holy Wings by Wingsahoy March 29, 2011

Holy christ on a crotch! 

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.

1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"

Holy christ on a crotch! by Grenstone September 23, 2011

Holy fuck tits 

Expression used when you are astonished by a said situation.

Person 1:Our cat is dead!
Person 2:HOLY FUCK TITS

Holy fuck tits by Brozojoe January 9, 2012