holy shindig

to exclaim with excitement, fear or annoyance.

1. Holy shindig!! I'm falling!
2. Holy shindig shut the fuck up you fucktard!!
3. Holy shindig I got a PS3 for X-mas
4. (Me) "Boo!"
(You) "Holy shindig Batman!!!"

by DemonSmack February 11, 2007

Holy Joses

The term used to express all thoughts of anger and utter amazment.
Derived from the mixture of Jesus and Moses.

"Holy Joses! That is the fattest turd I've ever seen!"

by b0jangles!1 October 16, 2007

Holy Damage

the Achilles Heel of a Bosgrel*

*see definition of Bosgrel for additional information

Sam: yo man, a Bosgrel attacked me, but I defeated it with my Holy Damage. Jesus was within. Allow it blud!

by someone jim April 30, 2008

holy blumpkin

The act of recieving a blumpkin in a catholic confessional by the preist while taking a shit.

"Holy shit dude, Eddie went to confess his sins but instead recieved a Holy Blumpkin!"

by wordbender08 May 20, 2008

Holy Jasper

An exclamation uttered when one realizes that they can not believe what they are seeing or have just seen.

Holy Jasper! He just ate 13 chili dogs and got on the wall of fame at the Corner Bar.

by Runner08 August 22, 2008

Holy Wings

An advanced set of wings, after having sex with on holy or church grounds

Mike earned his holy wings with that psycho.

by Wingsahoy March 29, 2011

Holy christ on a crotch!

A more "embellished" phrase of the classic saying "Holy shit"!

An example of when to use it would be after excessive amounts of exertion to illustrate the mixture of exhaustion and lack of giving a crap about whats coming out of your mouth.

1) "Holy christ on a crotch! You almost got pancaked by that car!"

2) "Holy Christ on a Crotch, 'huff', thats a lotta stairs!"

by Grenstone September 23, 2011