gnome

verb. To remove or limit a software feature that everybody likes except the developer.

Originating from the Linux GNOME project, that repeatedly did this despite community complaints, even down to the point where they removed the ability to run programs by double-clicking on them. You have to use terminal now wtf.

"Woah, where did my icons go?"
"Dude, they gnomed it yesterday. The developer woke up and decided he hated people that used icons."
"Wtf?"

by floatmyboat23 June 5, 2018

shoulder gnome

someone that stands behind another person when they are doing something like chatting on the internet checking their email and such

why do you always have to stand behind me when i'm on the computer , you're such a shoulder gnome

by SureBuddy August 6, 2007

Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez is a sexy bitch.....her body is absolutely amazing and her tight assets

I would fuck Selena Gomez’s right ass

by Selena Gomez tight April 5, 2019

gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)

I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.

by KevinC256 March 8, 2007

Geometry

hailing from long island , ny. the short lived side project of glassjaw lead singer daryl palumbo

geometry had some good songs, then fell off.

by freddie November 29, 2004

lefty gomez

Similar to the donkey punch: when you're fucking a girl from behind, hit her in the head with a baseball bat and bust in her. Next scoop out the jiz with a catcher's mit and then place the glove on her head so that it sticks. At any point feel free to yell LEFTY GOMEZ!

Let's get out of this baseball game and go back to my place for some Lefty Gomez

by Nuggety April 6, 2008

combinatorial geometry

Branch of Mathematics involving counting problems on points, lines and planes. Simple stuff really and not too many of them to keep it simple. Geometry for people that don't like Geometry.

The other day I was working on a Combinatorial Geometry problem
I rephrased it as a problem on Extremal Graph Theory and used Szemeredi's regularity Lemma. Gee I am such a good Geometer!

by daniel_chavez May 27, 2014