hit the frog with a hammer

1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich

1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.

by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

frog landing zone

Challenge to another person.

(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!

by James Enockson May 17, 2006

Retard Frog Squirl

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a mutant fish and a retarded squirl having butt sex.

A mutant fish that crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands found it nessesary to have butt sex with a retarded squirl to make the "Retard Frog Squirl".

by sober_noob August 22, 2009

columbian bull frog

the act of stomping on one's testicles with golf, football, or baseball cleets while the said person is lying on the ground, perferably cement.

while john was lying on cement, ben stomped on his testicles with his baseball cleets inducing a columbian bull frog

by kanyewasright June 15, 2010

Poopy Leap Frog

where a girl is naked and bent over in the leap frog posistion and the dude has his yahoo in her ass and they jump down the sidewalk or the back yard screaming i love ice cream

"Justine and Brian love to do the poopy leap frog in Seligman by the ice cream store"

by play_boy161718 December 2, 2009

Different box of frogs

Two things that contrast each other so strongly they aren't comparable.

"Edibles and Acid are a completely different box of frogs."

by LeBushman April 11, 2022

frog fart syndrome

frog fart syndrome is when u scream everytime u fart

frog fart syndrome: “*farts* AHHHHHHH *farts again* AHHHHHHH *frog jump* *turns into phrog*”

by aishrek July 12, 2020