wet flower

- a person who is soft and weak akin to the softening of a flower wilted by water.

"look at that fucking wet flower, he constantly complains and probably couldn't smash a grape in a fruit fight, what a fucking waste of air."

by KiloFoxtrot January 23, 2015

BUTTER FLOWER

A wet pussy

Yo are you butter flower?

by Sir_yes_u_r_u_ButterFlower October 9, 2018

satan's flowers

Male inserts the carnations into the anus of his sexual partner, leaving the stems exposed. He uses a red lighter to set them on fire. The male masturbates until his ejaculate extinguishes the flames.

The bitch wants satan's flowers.

by JimFeurgeson October 2, 2014

flower shop

hippys called a coffee house a flower shop . they served coffee and little skinny girls in cotton dresses and nothing else quoted poetry.

i will meet you at the flower shop .

by r cane July 17, 2005

flower pummel

To fist yourself or another person.

She flower pummels herself

by Craggle September 4, 2006

wank flower

Origin: J0sk0r R0sk0r created this word while insulting a bunch of people.

A wank flower is one of these:
1. Some one who smells like they just masturbated.
2. Some one who masturbates with flowers.
3. Some one who enjoys drawing with cum.

1. Man, that wank flower drew on the shower door again.

2. Holy shit, get the fuck out of my closet and stop looking at my porn before my parents come in!

by The Real J0sk0r R0sk0r June 13, 2005

flovely

short for "freakin' lovely" , usually used as sarcastic term.
In other words, the phrase that is used to replace other lamentary phrases.

"Oh, flovely... you just destroyed our food, our shade, and ALL OUR RUM!!!!!!!! " yelled Capt. Jack Sparrow as another bottle exploded.

by RoseThourne August 21, 2006