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Farm

In British slang: a mental institution. A place where persons of lower mental capacities, or mentally handicapped persons live.
Tom: Did you her about Roy?

Mark: No, what happened?

Tom: He was sent to the farm.

Mark: I hope he's okay, we should visit him.
by The Gaming Monster April 1, 2023
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crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style
Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.
by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018
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Clifford Farm

Meaning to have a low cs ( creep score ) compared to everyone in the game called League of Legends.
Jungle Kayn: "Why does our Yorick have such a Clifford Farm".

Top Yorick: "Shut up I'm carrying your ass out of bronze".
by Justicale October 29, 2017
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Farm aid

The unholy concoction of food you cook when you come home very drunk at 3 AM. Using almost everything in the kitchen.
Q: “Dude, what the hell did you make last night? It’s smells like burnt ketchup and mushroom soup
A: “ Farm Aid”
by Isamu Noguchi September 16, 2021
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Ant Farm

A small farm that consists of small insects and clear gel.
nigga lemme see dat ant farm of yours.
by Redleader1346 September 3, 2018
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Leather Farming

Having sex with a farm girl wearing a leather jacked while using a cow for support.
My nigga Bryce really went leather farming last night.
by HowBahNah October 9, 2018
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Gweilo farm

A place where Gweilo's are taken to be harvested for meat, while their excessive fat is used to make soap. Similar to a Gulag, few Gweilo's make it out alive, which is good, because if they did survive they would likely attempt to re-colonize your country. It is for this reason that Gweilo farms are expanding as a major policy initiative of the East-Asian alliance.
Honey, looks like we're out of meat. I'll head down to the Gweilo farm to pick up some fresh meat for us. They're so much better and cheaper than Trader Joe's!
by Petro-Muranny September 13, 2025
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