When your parents loved your ex so much that he’s literally kinda part of the family. They sometimes even invite him whenever they make plans.
Scott Disick has been part of the Kardashian’s family for so long, even though he broke up with Kourtney.
He’s such a household ex
He’s such a household ex
by sawitontiktok January 5, 2023

by Ozkitcat November 27, 2021

Expose all your worst exs who had did you dirty on August 14. They deserve to be exposed for doing dirty.
by Warrior_lynn14 August 14, 2019

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025

pronounced "day-us ex much-in-uh"; a phrase that calls attention to when something extremely unlikely blatantly happens to move a story along or resolve a seemingly unsolvable problem. This would be an instance of "deus ex machina", but the concept is cliché to the point that it deserves sarcastic observation.
Will: "Can you believe that Liam Neeson immediately found that one guy in the entire Charles de Gaulle airport that marked his daughter for kidnapping, even though the airport handled over 60 million passengers in 2008?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"
by Braxias976 April 28, 2019

November 8th is Ex Appreciation Day. So Appreciate your exes or beat the shit out of them. I don't give a fuck
by drjoemama21 November 7, 2019

someone beautiful or handsome, that all the people want to date. we are kind, caring , reallll fine too. but most of all, someone you fumbled and missed out on cus you were too immature. We are up on all the trend but still are hella smart and you’ll never find someone like us again.
person one to person two: bro i need a girlfriend, some one stunning and nice
person two: oh yea you’ll find someone-
you: me your ex? yeah
person two: oh yea you’ll find someone-
you: me your ex? yeah
by tylerthecreator?? February 20, 2025
