engineer

Someone who is near a lot of engines.

Look at all these engines around me. There must be some engineers around here somewhere.

by Anthony Andrew January 28, 2013

female power engineer

A women with the body o a rock hard goddess who is highly intelligent and works as hard as her counterpart, a prime specimen of the female human. Able to open a beer just by looking at it.

"look at that goddess, how did she open that beer." Oh you mean that female Power Engineer.

by Power Engineering 101 September 12, 2014

Engineer

1. The number crunching lapdog of an architect. 2. Failed architecture student. 3. calculator jockey

Tom failed out of architecture school, now he is only an engineer. His parents are very disappointed.

by archi-1 July 30, 2009

manufacturing engineer

An engineering degree bestowed upon individuals who cannot complete serious engineering subjects such as mathematics and physics. Typically labeled an engineering half-wit, these engineers often assume roles where technical expertise and competence are not required.

More manufacturing engineers are graduating today than ever before due to the steady degradation of minimum standards within that discipline.

by A Real Engineer October 20, 2013

Rat Engine

One who is fearful of others stealing their job. A person who needs to gain information about a coworker in order to

a.use it against them
b.sabotage
c.stroke their ego by knowing anything and everything.

Often times they're seen removing their glasses in an effort to look busy and/or important, carrying paperwork and walking briskly as if they're in a hurry.

They will usually preface their response to the question "how's it going" with a large 'sigh' or 'exhale' and will continue walking past and turn slightly in your direction spewing 'work jargon' at you in an effort to seem extra busy.

"uh oh, Rat Engine is coming, QUICK HIDE"

"Rat Engine tried to make me look bad in front of my supervisor today."

by Chill-OOT October 9, 2008

breaker engineer

0: a poor soul who once thought that his/her engineering degree would lead to personal fulfillment and worldly riches; but is now trapped in a dead-end, white-collar industrial job

1:a glorified grease monkey with an engineering degree that does useless paperwork all day.

2: the nuclear plant equivalent to calling a McDonald's employee a "Culinary Logistics Engineer"

2:an overpaid, white-collar mechanic that is unworthy of the honorable 'engineer' title

3:a sucker who worked hard in college to earn a degree in electrical engineering; who now spends his days wishing he knew how to juggle and swallow fire so that he could join the circus

Young Child: Mommy...is that poorly dressed man a bum?

Mother: No honey, that's not a bum...that's just a breaker engineer.

by breaker engineer October 23, 2008

Search Engine Syndrome

lacking the ability to use common search engines to find answers to general inquiries or devoid of the mental capacity to realize that common search engines can lead to answering almost 99.9% of questions; lacking the sense to research the answer to a question via a search engine.

Rather than searching Google for her answer, Becky decided to wait on hold for 30 minutes to ask what airport was closet to her resort destination. She must be suffering from Search Engine Syndrome

by brainstorm85 October 31, 2011