unscheduled rapid disassembly

Unplanned Explosion.

Just after take off the rocket made an unscheduled rapid disassembly.

by mlhiss April 20, 2023

disappoints

Frank Ciuffo

Frank Ciuffo always disappoints

by zcroknertonks September 7, 2013

Making a Pencil Disappear

To murder someone by forcefully inserting a pencil into their forehead.
Originated from the 2008 film "The Dark Knight" where the film's villain, the Joker killed a gang member via this method.

"We're going to crack down on them and make some pencils disappear."
"We're making a pencil disappear tonight!"

by @wesomeman500 October 13, 2008

disaccept

to disapprove; to refuse.

It is a pity that the Board flatly disaccepted my proposal.

by uttam maharjan January 16, 2011

how ultimately disapointing

Looks like it wasn't worth it after all.

How ultimately disapointing...yet functional.

by Kanpai August 5, 2004

Disasterbate

When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.

Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.

by Squan14 August 31, 2014

Disambiguation

To make something small again, as to lose your boner

I had a total disambiguation when I found out she was a guy.

by wetwerks February 15, 2018