Donkey Boarding

A variation on water-boarding in which you replace water with urine...from a live donkey.

Achmed was terrified when he heard the clap of the hooves on the cold concrete floor. He had heard the stories about Donkey Boarding but thought they were not true. It was in that moment that he realized he was about to be donkey boarded.

by JamMasterJay June 20, 2010

donkey punch

Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.

Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.

by I. Wagner November 28, 2006

Docked

Extremely intoxicated. Unable to speak. Unable to function. Loss of reality

Matt: Dude order a pizza!
Nathan: mannn i wish i could but i'm docked!

by Nikkisixxbadass October 17, 2008

donkey

a freaking moron

You are such a donkey ...dumbass

by krimsenkat12 July 28, 2003

donkey milkshake

After a successful donkey punch, the mixture of fecal matter, semen and occasionally blood that oozes from the unconscious (fe)male's anus.

After a night of wild sex, the sheets were drenched in Gladys' donkey milkshake.

by Duncan Smith July 14, 2006

space donkey

When you take a shit into someone's vagina.

That girl was sick. She asked for a space donkey.

by Chris Mammarelli September 17, 2005

donkey

A big ass.

Damn girl you got a big donkey. He Ha.

by CB February 3, 2003