donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.

"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."

by GREER9000 November 28, 2019

donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019

Donkey honky

A white dude that's hung like a donkey.

John Holmes was a honky donk donkey honky.

by Jonny Bastard February 17, 2020

Donkey balls

The guy version of a cameltoe when your balls show

Wow finn has donkey balls

by Tommy Kuppinen March 13, 2020

Donkey Kong Main

Cool person but loses friends as quickly as he got them. Likes to use specials REALLY often.

Donkey Kong Main: Hey man, could we play some Smash Ultimate?

Dude: I’ll... pass.

by agnubo March 23, 2020

donkey jacket

Proppa working class lads

Michael Foot is a donkey jacket.

by DiogoTheCoder May 18, 2020

Donkey Riding Pickle Fish

An undersea creature that is part pickle, part fish, and part fish. Also referred to as a DRPF. It lives only in the Indian ocean and are very rare.

I have never seen a Donkey Riding Pickle Fish Before.

by Tico30098 August 6, 2020