ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

candyland

anything that happens when a member of the opposite sex that is at least 3 years older than you comes over to your house when no one is home. Can be anything from sitting and talking, making out, or anything sexual.

Carol: What happened when Jake was over?
Emma: We played candyland!
Carol: nice!

by sexybeastxx March 31, 2009

candy gram

Inmortalized in the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles, a candy gram is an easily recognizable explosive trap that only a moron would fall for.

I can't believe you fell for that candy gram! Are you a moron?

by LSzyd June 11, 2006

candychu

A girl who is obviously too old for you but doesn't reject you/ back away because she's pedo like that. Will most likely feel some form of depression at 18 years of age as this is when her actions will no longer be forgiven. Don't worry because certain 15 year olds don't mind.

Candice: How old are you?
Brendan: 15, how about you?
Candice: I... am 18
Brendan: Man, that's so Candychu

by timar June 7, 2009

Candy stripper

A nurse who moonlights at the strip club.

Patient 1: Why does that nurse look so familiar?
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.

by #bsb December 31, 2016

hamster candy

Synthetic cannabis, also known by the brand names K2 or Spice. Derived from descriptions of its smell and look, as it looks like hamster food and smells like gummy candy. Hamster candy is often used when one is aware of an upcoming drug test as an alternative to natural marijuana because hamster candy precludes a positive test.

Kevin: "Would you like to split a spliff with me?"
James: "No, I have a drug test coming up, so I'll just stick to hamster candy."

by Air Peezy July 28, 2011

hard candy

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.

"Suck on this hard candy bitch!"

by IceWarm December 24, 2004