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connor is a child

Hypothesis: Connor is a child.

(Children laugh at immature jokes. A Connor laughs at immature jokes. They watch shows for children, as does he. Ergo, child. They both hate coffee. So either all children are Connor or Connor is a child. As not all children are Connor, the only possible result:

Conclusion: Child
Connor made a suggestive reference! Fear not, Connor is a child

Or

Anime girl: hellpp mee reach the shelf

Vampire queen: He won’t, Connor is a child. Excuse us but Springsteen awaits bye
by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021
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childe syndrome

by tartagalicious April 8, 2021
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Child labor

the use of children in industry or business, especially when illegal or considered inhumane.
“I love child labor it’s so nice.”
by Mykaledinger December 22, 2022
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scene child

Most likely a teenager who doesn't quite know what style or clique they are in, are popular but hold there true thoughts to themselves and put up a barrier, and pretend to be someone theyre not. I'm a scene child, I dress partly indie, partly mainstream, I listen to indie rock, so anything from london grammar, to bmth.
confused teenager indie hipster emo london grammar bmth clique popular scene child
by francescalausi123 February 15, 2014
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Child support/ mother of child support

n. A system set up in North Carolina in which a father of a child pays money to the child support division and then goes to the mother of the child. The mother then uses the support money on herself such as steak houses and passion parties. A significant amount of these types have been found in western North Carolina particularly uneducated mothers that stopped working after the child was born. These mothers typically take advantage of the welfare system and have their families pay for their rent and bills, while the father pays child support which is non-reportable, the mother then demands more money or the father wont talk or see the child.
Courtney's father pays child support/ mother of child support knowing it does not get used for Courtney.
by Lord Vader1982 December 23, 2011
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poster-child

A verb derived from the phrase poster child. To make an example of someone or something through the application of an unfair double standard.
I'm not the only person who has gained 20 pounds. Stop poster-childing me!
by David SB June 3, 2008
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Child Porn

Hey Check out this Child Porn!
No, I'll stick to my Hentai, is legal, and much more entertaining!
by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006
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