River Boating

The act placing your face between butt cheeks While violently shaking your face back and forth in said butt cheeks.

Bro, when that stripper put her ass in my face, I went River Boating!

by Jballs89 August 16, 2011

Float The Boat

Getting An Erection.

Man: I'm Trying To Float The Boat!
Woman: Try Harder! My Ass Is Getting Cold!

by AlexPower October 9, 2008

Boat

Giving head or bop, oral sex

did she give u head, naw she gave me boat

by tomasramirez123 August 25, 2010

boat

A vehicle that floats on water.

"I'm looking forward to riding on that big boat. Hopefully I won't get wet."

by Poncho Franzwarez December 24, 2009

Lag Boat

Imaginary world where drinking meets sailing. Whole feudal systems are usualy set in place before and during the course of the night. Rupert is the Right'Orrible Admiral as he patented the lag boat. Other responsibilties include; Rudder Man (steers the group to pubs/clubs/venues/houses/alley ways etc with the help of the Crow's Nest (usually slightly more responsible so can see trouble ahead or a good party.... or the police)
The Admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. But just for reference at the other end of the ranking you've got Plank Walker (some one who's being all - "ooo i think i'll just have the one"- forget that! you'll walk the plank mate - with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite Man Overboard (need i say any more?) To reach the crow's nest you must climb the laggin'
Just make sure, to record all the embarrassing memories in the Captain's LAG book!!

ALL ABOARD!!

"All aboard the LAG BOAT"
"boarding passes please"
"do you know i'm actually boarding the Admiral's boat tonight?!"
"gosh it's stormy weather tonight, i've had 11 pints"
"hlep! i'mm ddrownign!"
"first mate's passed out!"
etc etc etc

by Lag Boat Captain Jack (brother of the Admiral) September 8, 2008

Chinese Row Boat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.

by S to the G August 29, 2008

swift boat

To thwart a conspiracy to deceive the public by getting the facts out on someone despite a concerted effort on the part of the media to ignore and/or actively discredit a politically inconvenient truth.

ABC's false stories were unable to prevent the veteran's group from being able to swift boat Kerry's Vietnam fantasy.

by Bobby Farrelly August 28, 2006