Awkward Porker

An awkward erection.

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!

by Bongo9000 September 25, 2015

awkward

1. when the entire class goes silent and you accidentally start yelling at your friends and everyone looks at you

2. when you curse and turn around and see your mom raising an eyebrow and know...its the end

"Holy shit my car just blew up...oh...hi mom." - this is going to be an awkward conversation at home:)

by Senor Mrs Senorita Bob January 24, 2024

Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

by G009 June 1, 2016

awkward bitch reject

When UrbanDic rejects your words
Kelly Wiglesworth

awkward bitch reject
Like they're thinking you have a hard booger in your nose.

by Young Jazzy Yo November 30, 2023

Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler

Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.

by HohefStalin December 26, 2011

awkward henry

When your gun is half-cocked. Or in other words, your dick.

Dude, me and my girlfriend were making out last night and I totally had an awkward Henry the entire time.

by awkwardhenry May 9, 2016

cool-awkward

Braden Glebus.

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dude, braden is so cool-awkward

by i just lost the game. October 16, 2008