Alfie

The biggest asshole you will ever meet. He is so cocky about sports and somehow gets a girlfriend. He is the type of person to picks his nose.

Person 1 "Who is that annoying person over there."
Person 2 "Oh, that is Alfie

by Timmytonga5 July 14, 2020

Alfie

Alfie is a small, chubby boys name who (even if white) get to say the n-word

Alfie can say the n-word as he is FAT

by Alfjejfdjdjjfjdjed July 24, 2020

Alienbalism

When an alien acts on the urge to eat another of it's kind.

Carl - "GUYS! It's eating it's bROTHER!"

Mogart - "Yo, that's alienbalism."

by Kayowo July 26, 2020

Alfie

A huge fan of My Hero Academia, Alfie is a rare creature whom is very Bootiful!Approach with caution because he snaps back!

Deku is the best person from my hero! Alfie said.

by ALFUOSNSISHSU August 6, 2020

alfie

doing absoolutely fucking nothing

Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie

by Big Lampost August 15, 2020

Alfie Tran

A term to describe someone with a long, girthy, veiny, black penis. Someone that will not hesitate to slap you across the mouth with his cock.

Oh, that alfie tran last night dug up my insides like an ice cream scoop! My gosh

by Dumpring Soup August 20, 2020

Alfie

Alfie is a short tempered and short minded person. But he makes up for it in his pants with hi 44 inch cock.

Ned: ayo Alfie your looking extra small today
Alfie: I’m two foot but I could still fuck your bitch

by Wild daddy 778 September 19, 2020