Asshole Dilemma

When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
by lulucio December 22, 2020
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cannibal asshole

A person that acts like an asshole solely towards other assholes, not to reign as supreme, but to eliminate them and prevent them from being assholes to others.
You were a real cannibal asshole when you ripped that asshole a new asshole.
by MelonSaurus November 26, 2013
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asshole dance

A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"

Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.

Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.

Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.

After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.

After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
by JmpRmf April 09, 2017
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Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
by leeitall September 13, 2012
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asshole golf

When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
"Dave, I think I'm ready. We should play some asshole golf."
"Alright. Get spreading."
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
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conceited asshole

A person or individual who exhibits traits of cockiness or smugness. A condescending individual.
Due to Brian's expansive vocabulary & vain demeanor, David believed him to be a conceited asshole.
by Huggyman October 09, 2015
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