When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
by lulucio December 22, 2020
A person that acts like an asshole solely towards other assholes, not to reign as supreme, but to eliminate them and prevent them from being assholes to others.
by MelonSaurus November 26, 2013
A dance performed by reaching down between your legs, grabbing your ankles & spinning around in a circle, saying "I am an asshole & I like it"
Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Usually performed by losing a bet or completely terrible performance during any game or sport.
Ryne didn't hit his golf ball to the Women's tee, so he had to do an asshole dance.
Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.
Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.
After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.
After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
Jeni scored zero points at cornhole & asshole danced all night long.
Jeni and Mark have the most asshole dances ever performed in the coliseum.
After failing to put even one bag in the hole during cornhole, Mark had to perform an asshole dance.
After Barry's team lost the flipcup championship, they all had to do an asshole dance.
by JmpRmf April 09, 2017
A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."
" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
by leeitall September 13, 2012
When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
by Huggyman October 09, 2015