smokin' balls

Sarcastic comment to insinuate the awesomeness of a specific event, situation, action, circumstance, other noun, etc. Can be used in both a positive or negative context, but usually the latter.
Dude, mandatory community service is smokin' balls!


Man, your pictures from last night were so f'ed up; what were you smoking?
Dude, smokin' balls!
by Soodo Nimm December 17, 2008
mugGet the smokin' ballsmug.

Pussy No Balls

When someone is to afraid to do something, or doesn't do something that could be considered fun.
Person 1: Are you going to ask her out?

Person 2: Nah I don't think so.

Person 1: Don't be a 'Pussy No Balls'
by iCaptain-Obvious April 18, 2011
mugGet the Pussy No Ballsmug.

lips on balls

When a female successful deepthroats a man's penis until her lips are on his balls.
I asked for some lips on balls head from my fiancee, and she delivered!
by Austin007 May 3, 2009
mugGet the lips on ballsmug.

Ball Douche

The basketball player who:
a) never passes to anyone on his team and always tries to drive it to the hoop, unsuccessfully every time and:
b) the kid who is way overaggressive on the court and shoves/argues every call/gets a tad physical.
Example 1
Referee (after watching him take 5 steps): travel
Ball Douche: What the f*ck is wrong with you the rules say you can take 2 d*mn steps after dribbling! I took two, you call a travel, and your mom is out in the bleachers crying from embarrassment because her adopted he/she whatever you are SUCKS!

Example 2
Player 1: (subtly boxes out Ball Douche)
Ball Douche: (throws right hook, jabs the player in the mouth, tackles him, steps on his nuts, breaks his ribs, stabs him with a homemade mini-spear through the arm, breaks his femur, dislocates players other arm from his shoulder, and puts peanut butter on his toes so they will be eaten by rabid squirrels wielding light sabers)
by JoeManX January 23, 2010
mugGet the Ball Douchemug.

jew-balls

when you have the money to purchase something you want, but are afraid to spend it.
"dude, youve got enough cash, but if you just keep staring at that flat screen, youre just gonna get jew-balls!"
by mcfly!!!! September 13, 2009
mugGet the jew-ballsmug.

ass to balls

very crowded, a lot of people in one place
it was ass to balls in that club
by jstagurl August 18, 2008
mugGet the ass to ballsmug.

rice ball

Condescending insult used typically against those of east asian descent. Usage of this phrase has dropped considerably since WW2 however
Sergeant: "Time to wake up the rice balls with artillery!"
by jon killbe November 24, 2009
mugGet the rice ballmug.

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