short johns

n. 1. Short pants that were never actually invented, as shorter trips to the outhouse in days of yore, even during cold weather, did not require specialized pants (i.e., long johns)

2. Short trips to the bathroom.

"I wear a pair of short johns when going number one. When I have to drop a New Jersey, however, I break out the long johns."

by Soxoff February 14, 2012

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

naked shorts

A midget or dwarf without clothes.

Bro, Robin Hood really fucked those naked shorts!

by nobody of interest January 28, 2021

short vibes

The vibes someone gives off that make you think they would be short.

Bonnie really gives off short vibes, you know?

by uncomfii February 13, 2021

Short bus

Half a Xanax bar

Yo can I get a short bus I’m trying to sleep

by Dothraky January 7, 2022

short pp

when someone is obviously short and is a super straight

Tobi: hey Gglo i think Dallas is a short pp
Gglo: ya your right
Dallas: hey

by Gglo kennedy January 27, 2022

Short+Gay

Short+gay=Sereena

Someone: Hey can you tell me what short+gay=
Someone: It is sereena

by NotDoc March 5, 2022