pound-mound

Male geniltals in tight clothes.

Masculine counterpart to "camel-toe".

"Hey Brittany, check out Karl's pound-mound!"
or
"Watch out Brittany! You almost squished my pound-mound!"

by Socsglen September 26, 2018

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums

Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!

Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

by Saw-illydfss September 28, 2018

Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

Splash mouth

When you are so thirsty and take a sip of water and your lips don’t hit the glass you just splash mouthed

You are talking to a room full of people after drinking a large glass of water and you just spray everyone you have just splashed mouth

When Steve got up to the staged he splash mouthed before beginning his set as lead singer of his band

by Sbaldy October 13, 2018

Menopause-Mouth

The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.

Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

Peninsula Mouthwash

A glorified blowjob where the individual performs the act while, just after using mouthwash.

(A)"I heard you got head yesterday." (B) "Even better, she gave me a Peninsula Mouthwash." (A) "You lucky motherfucker."

by garythechair August 7, 2018

meesh mouse

he's gayer than gay

you is that colin?

yeah i heard he's a total meesh mouse

by meesh mouse August 9, 2018