Jook off

A competition between two or more people to see who is more jooked.

Guy: Hey you see that guy and Roman talking over there?
Other guy: Yeah they’re having a crazy jook off right now.

by Mr BruhMoment September 10, 2025

Arcing Off

When you hook up a "TENS" electro-therapy unit to your nads and taint, crank the setting to max and jerk off to completion.

ive just been staying at home "arcing off"

by JD BY-RYDER September 16, 2025

pmo me off

This sentence is a weird one, pmo means piss me off, but when they add a me off, you're just saying "piss me off me off" And I struggle to understand how people are using it incorrectly

"Bro this is pmo me off"

"bitch you sound crazy"

by Lucilux September 16, 2025

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

by QuacksO January 18, 2025

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

Used to describe extremely strong coffee, or any other beverage that is stronger than expected.

This coffee is as strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

by anonymous January 22, 2025

Fuck off

A vulgar slang word A very rude way of telling someone to go away or to get out my site

It can also can express anger hatred comtept or ditaste of someone or something

Frankie hey Josh what are you doing

Josh can you fuck off frankie I'm trying to do my work

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Meat Off

A competition where two individuals race to see who can finish a serving of lukewarm sloppy joe meat on a paper plate. Typically this event is held for the love of a third party.

“Dude, I can’t wait to go to the Jack and Gordon meat off tonight!”

by stackin2high January 23, 2025