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baby’s fate fiesta

Baby’s Fate Fiesta can be thought of a sort-of pre-gender reveal party (in certain circumstances)

The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.

After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.
Steve: Hey are you coming to Tom and Jennifer’s party this weekend? They’re having there baby’s fate fiesta and it should be a blast!
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.

Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.
by SausageTunnel September 19, 2023
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Martini Baby

A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).
“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”
by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023
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lid baby

Stick a pin in it, with a baby no one wants.
Yeah, after Cassandra’s LID BABY I just couldn’t align with her cohort.
by Flatttttt_Stanley November 2, 2023
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mabey baby

*mabey baby is rowing*
“GO MABEY BABY!!!”
by notlucinda November 22, 2021
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storm drain babies

Verb. that process of flushing semen down the drain after masturbating in the shower.
i fired off some "storm drain babies" while i was taking a shower last night.
by aquaman84 June 30, 2011
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70s baby

This term defines those teen and twenty-something’s of this decade. These were the ones shaping the fads, fashion and lingo of that time period. They could tell you how groovy it was back then.

The only thing babies born in this decade could recall is starting kindergarten, watching Zoom, Captain Kangaroo, learning how to read and write, getting McDonalds happy meals, duck duck goose and field day at school, playing outside til street lights came on - on up to being a fourth grader reading Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing ……too young for anything outside of that to remember much else about the decade.
Only a 70s baby could tell you how groovy it really was back then.
by KellyGrl72 February 16, 2023
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