Zach is HIM. That mf to ride around on 33inch glads with dual straight pipes with his gay ass music blaring. That mf to have the loudest trick at the school and the one to never stfu.
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by anonymous March 8, 2023
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by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024
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by BIIIGPAPIII February 16, 2023
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he is probably known to be a player but once he finds the right girl he'll hold onto her. He is one of the guys that will listen to your problems and reassure you when you're sad or upset. Hes one of the guys you could talk to for hours and never run out of words to say, the guy you fall head over heels for, the guy that makes your heart warm when he speaks to you. Zach is a loveable person and a great hugger, and if he buys you something and you try pay him back he would get offended lol, whatever you do, dont hurt him. he tends to overthink alot so dont ever lie to him. hes that guy every other guy wants to be. He will show how much he cares for you even infront of his friends- he can be an asshole around his friends but hes genuinely just perfect. and if you know a zach, hold onto him. hes worth it.
he is probably known to be a player but once he finds the right girl he'll hold onto her. He is one of the guys that will listen to your problems and reassure you when you're sad or upset. Hes one of the guys you could talk to for hours and never run out of words to say, the guy you fall head over heels for, the guy that makes your heart warm when he speaks to you. Zach is a loveable person and a great hugger, and if he buys you something and you try pay him back he would get offended lol, whatever you do, dont hurt him. he tends to overthink alot so dont ever lie to him. hes that guy every other guy wants to be. He will show how much he cares for you even infront of his friends- he can be an asshole around his friends but hes genuinely just perfect. and if you know a zach, hold onto him. hes worth it.
by megluvsuu October 4, 2020
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