daniel wakeford

He loves singing and girlfriend.

Person 1: would you like an advent calender?’

Daniel Wakeford: That is absolutely genius

by Rectumpoostopper101 May 2, 2018

A Wake up Eggman

A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during

I gave my man a Wake up Eggman. I'm pretty sure he loved it

by Zelos9 May 18, 2019

Ethan Weak

#nigga

Ethan Weak #nigga

by The Stalker In Your wardrobe December 31, 2019

African wake up

Musangwe fight Doctor masturbates unconscious fighter to wake him up.

Musangwe is an African Tribe that has doctors related to fighting that masturbates unconscious fighters to wake them up. Hence, African Wake Up

by BFOR July 11, 2020

HO-wakening

When a person decides to share the bold facts of their sex life that would typically be kept secret or quite.

barb/Bob at brunch decided to share the fact that they had sex with multiple individuals separately over the course of the previous evening. Barb/Bob had their HO-wakening.

by Lazyduckmissionary December 5, 2021

tell your eye to wake the fuck up

A rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed

Mike: Bro you got shit in your eye!

Dan: Don't even start me with your eyes! Tell your eye to wake the fuck up

by Mr. Anonymous435 December 10, 2013

No nut weak 43

No nut weak 43 is a weak were you cant cum just like no nut november but its only a weak

Boys are you ready for no nut weak 43?

by Sander the no nuter November 4, 2019