when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.
guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.
guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!
guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!
by jackdee August 31, 2010
Get the Desktop Waffle mug.Derek: Yo, Adam! You ready to play?
Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.
Adam: Yeah, man. Throw me that waffle-paddle, bro! Let's get our ping on.
by Adam W. March 18, 2007
Get the waffle-paddle mug.A sexual act with a close friend's mother in which the male places his penis between the females butt cheeks while the female holds her butt cheeks together. The male then moves back and forth in a typical sexual motion until copulation occurs. Similar to the titty fuck except with butt cheeks. There is no actual penetration.
Tyron: Yo Darius' we got any chicken left ?
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.
by Matticus84 October 8, 2013
Get the chicken waffle mug.when your fucking a chick in the ass while shes giving your buddy a blowjob then you both pull out and jizz in and around her mouth
by scotty and austin February 19, 2009
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Get the stank waffles mug.So we got really high and I was too tired to make food, so through subliminal waffling I convinced my room mates to make waffles.
by Grambo52 October 29, 2011
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