Twaktivities

A action one performs while high on crystal meth

Hey,

there ain't gonna be no twaktivities in my mother fucking driveway; tell those mutha fuckas they need to leave!!!

by JæA.fromIndep.Mo July 4, 2018

Twat Stogie

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.

by The mad shatter September 8, 2018

Twatwaffle

A stupid bitch that trolls everyone cause he has no friends. Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.

Nurt from Final Fantasy is a stupid fucking twatwaffle, he ruins the game they should replace him with another character.

by mr azzhole January 5, 2019

Twats-her-face

A woman that sleeps around but who's name can never be remembered.

I got really wasted last night and hooked up with Twats-her-face again.

by Rogeee June 19, 2019

twat chisel

Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.

"Your remark makes no sense. You are a twat chisel."

by Nettlesome March 24, 2019

Twatess

Plural twatesses. Cunt(s) that are obvious twats to everyone in da ‘hood!

Dat bitch and her kids are twatesses!

by Need To Calm Down November 27, 2019

twatoid

Describes someone who acts like a dick and doesn’t care

Rick, leaves his shit around all the fffing time, he is such a twatoid.

by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020