hammer handle

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl

Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!

by your mom September 8, 2003

Moon Hammer

A wooden hammer invented by Al Gore in the mid 1800s (shortly after inventing the internet), and intended for crushing moon rocks to release their telekinetic crystals. The hammer is identified by a megaphonesque shaped head and bulbous handle, and made completely out of White Pine, which is impervious to the moon rocks' forcefield. While Al Gore never was able to conclusively prove that the hammer functioned as intended, he has long used it to "bust cabinet members balls," and claims it is the original Gavel of Justice.

Don't make me break out my Moon Hammer.

by YouKnowItBe T February 18, 2010

Zap hammer

T shaped machine gun, usually an uzi or mac
Zap is also used for short

I'm in the cadillac smashing with the zap hammer on my lap, that what i call car insurance.

by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009

Hammered and Sickled

When the Democrats pound you from behind for the Chinese government

After the election Michael grabbed his ankles as he prepared to get hammered and sickled.

by BVOA Boy November 6, 2020

hit the hammer

verb; to masturbate, there are a billion other ways to say this, some of the more creative ones:

dick it

hand fuck

prioritize

etc.

Girl 1: Oh my god! I hooked up with Jerry!!!

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard he used to hit the hammer like three times a day

by expresstrain December 19, 2006

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

The romanian hammer

The act or acts of punishing a young Romanian prostitute with fierce hammering blows to the groin. Usually perpetrated by a young white male tourist featuring a prominent bald spot.

The Romanian hammer Amsterdam 2006

by Long Beach Raider March 28, 2009