Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Get the Funyun Rub mug.A saying used if one is appearing to be either a little boring, or a term used if one is being a little bitch.
Also used to tell someone to "Grow up" or perhaps to stop being so uptight.
Also used to tell someone to "Grow up" or perhaps to stop being so uptight.
Oh, Karen. Rub-a-D.
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Get the rubbing out the kids mug.When you are masturbating for an extended period of time with any lubricants, developing either a rash or lacerations around and on your crotch
Dam I cant walk straight cause last night I was sent some hot nudes and jacked off all night! Even though I had no lube! Now I got a RUB RASH!
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