sucked herpes

sucking at something soo much the phrase "Sucked dick" doesnt come close to how bad u are at something

1. "Kadie and Mary were playing fooseball"
"Ohh Yeah?"
"yeah, they sucked herpes"
"wow they sucked that bad"
"yeah kelly,worse than julies basketball skillz"
"wow she suckss dickkk to"

by hahailykadieandmary February 20, 2007

Super Sucker

When a male places his unerected penis and scrotum into a female mouth. The female then proceeds to suck on the males penis until a full erection is achieved. Thus leading to suffication, death, or the decapitation of the male genitalia.

God, Why did I let Sammie give me that super sucker last night. She nearly circumcised my penor!

by SammieD June 12, 2008

Muck Sucker

someone who constantly fails at everyday activities that are not difficult to complete. People who are "Muck Suckers" are unaware, or oblivious of everything they fail to do. These people are the ones who give America a bad name, the people who DESERVE to live in a cardboard can outside the residential Walgreen's.

Arnold : "Yo, Pete. Look at that muck sucker trying to eat the perfume samples. Haha, I bet he sucks some serious muck."
Pete : "Oh, frick a dick, no doubt."

by McSackdrop October 18, 2010

Cock Sucker's Cramp

When you yawn and you get a painful cramp in your jaw/neck area. Sometimes it's so bad that you cannot close your mouth for a bit. It's called cocksucker's cramp because of the expression one does after yawning when he/she realizes she got a cramp it that area.

Chad : Matt yawned and his mouth stayed open for like 2 minutes.

Dan : LOL, Cock Sucker's cramp!

by Groscave December 7, 2012

tit suckers

childrens

any tit suckers?

by badduck October 24, 2008

suckers remorse

the regret of giving a blow job on the first date.

I got a bad case of suckers remorse after I realized my date didn't even take me to dinner!

by Dogg Daddy September 30, 2009

Spuke

When you sneeze and puke (whether it be in your throat or spit out) all over the place
Tends to happen when you laugh too hard.
Also can be called speezing

Person 1: Dude I just totally spuked!
Person 2: What the heck is that?

Person 1: Bleh, I just speezed
Person 2: Speezed? Isn't that when you sneeze and puke and stuff?

by paulsys June 10, 2013