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step-silent

The state in which a stepparent is forced to ban or veto computers in the house because a stepchild things it's fine to post personal or false information about the stepparent on the internet or endure a nervous breakdown.
"No, I can't buy it online. We've been step-silent for months."
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sepsisface

The politically correct term for a male "butterface." Everything looks good on him, 'xepts his (sepsis) face.
Becky, look at those abs! Too bad he's got a bad case of sepsisface!
by kitty_bee April 24, 2010
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stepdad-to-be

The fiancé of one's mom. When they marry, he will become your stepdad.
Jane's mom's new boyfriend, John, proposed last night. John is Jane's stepdad-to-be.
by Disvan September 26, 2010
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Step The Fuck Off My Jock

A slang term meaning, back up, or give me my space. Very clingy girls tend to be told to "step the fuck off my jock".

Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.
Sure, she was hot, but in the end I had to tell her to step the fuck off my jock.

Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!
by saporta:3 April 3, 2011
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hxc 2-step

Song made by ISMFOF(I Set My Friends on Fire). Also a dance progression in the hardcore punk movement.
by BlackWhiteboy March 29, 2010
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step mom

The wife of one's father. Not the biological mom whom actually gave birth to the child but the one who sometimes...... not always though, provides half of the financial, emotional, and moral support for a child that is not from her loins. Such women will also provide a loving, disciplined, and stable structure for the step kids while the bio mom collects a tidy sum in child support(even for months when dad and stepmom have the child) sleeps with a plethora of different men (sometimes providing the stepchild with a new half sibling) and parties like a rock star.
I have to go spend the summer with my dad and stepmom. We can't go to Disney World though because my dad has no money cause my mom gets it all.
by Byteme June 25, 2004
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Sleps

An absolute hero. Casual but brilliant. Some people are just born great.
Hey that guy walking down the road with the hood up and the cap on... whata sleps.
by gbksh May 4, 2011
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