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Something that started out as a good idea - a site where you can find all your old classmates, find out where they are now. Unfortunately, it's now little more than a scam site. They send you an e-mail claiming that old classmates are trying to contact you and you need to pay for a membership to see their messages (yes, you have to pay real money for a membership to actually do anything *coughcough*Club Penguin*coughcough*). Once these bitches have your credit card number, though, you're screwed. No, your old friends from seventh grade were NOT trying to contact you, and you just gave them your paycheck for nothing. They claim they'll cancel your membership but they never do. You'll probably never hear from them again. Supposedly, one time this woman named Sharon joined, and when she tried to delete her account one of the Classmates.com employees changed her first name to "FUCK YOU" and her last name to "SHARON." Thus, her profile name read "FUCK YOU SHARON." This isn't a site you should ever sign up for; if you want to find old classmates, use Facebook.
Unsurprisingly, Classmates.com has been sued twice for fraud. More likely than not, they are going to be completely bankrupt by 2013.
Unsurprisingly, Classmates.com has been sued twice for fraud. More likely than not, they are going to be completely bankrupt by 2013.
My friend Emily signed up for Classmates.com and found only one high school friend (who hadn't updated their profile in 2 years). She wanted to see their profile so she handed over the $59 they were charging for a gold membership. Once she realized nobody used it anymore, she e-mailed them asking to cancel her gold membership. She never got an e-mail (or her money) back.
by Disvan September 26, 2010
Get the classmates.commug. Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.
by Disvan September 26, 2010
Get the Daddy's credit cardmug. Immature online drama with a bunch of trolls and cyber-dating thrown in. Let's not forget all the kids going batshit over the latest pin, too.
So I went on my CP account the other day for the first time in about 4 years. Within the first five minutes, I'd been trolled, flamed, cheated on, broken up with, a thief, a hobo, a pizza delivery guy, Sonic the Hedgehog, a fake celebrity, put myself up for adoption, adopted, put-up for re-adoption by my Mwa-Mwa after she found a cuter baby, verbally abused by a bunch of 9-year-old children, had my virtual birthday party crashed...oh, and some guy told me he was Rockhopper, whoever that is. Yep, typical day on Club Penguin!
by Disvan September 26, 2010
Get the typical day on club penguinmug. Julie doesn't eat pork, turkey, or beef, but she does eat other meats and eggs and dairy, so she is a half-vegetarian.
by Disvan October 1, 2010
Get the half-vegetarianmug. An ugly teenage boy who combs his hair and looks like a wannabe Justin Bieber. Is a total player who has nothing better to do with his life then hit on girls who dress like strippers. When a nice girl likes him, he plays games with her and breaks her heart, because he's that much of a jerk. Also, his mom is an awesome art teacher.
DIE, GRIFFIN! DIE, DIE, DIE!
DIE, GRIFFIN! DIE, DIE, DIE!
by Disvan November 26, 2010
Get the griffinmug. A site to host your free website, similar to Geocities and Tripod and Xanga and all that other shit. Usually involves unreadable glitter text on a neon background, 1337 all over the place, pictures that don't load, My Chemical Romance or techno music blasted at max volume, really obvious that the creator has little to no knowledge of HTML, gives you a migraine after spending 10 minutes on it...in other words, typical appearance of a 12-year-old girl's MySpace profile. Lots of Neopets, Sailor Moon, and Pokemon sites. Yeahh, nobody goes on it anymore (though it used to be quite popular).
(Thanks for the Venom by MCR starts playing loud enough to make your ears fall off)
H1 MY N@M3 15 PURPL3$P@RKL3 H@PPYGL1773R T$UK1N0-KUR@N-K1RYU 1 <3 @N1M3 MY F@V0R173 1$ R S@1L0R M00N V@MP1R3 KN1GH7 T0YK0 M3W M3W N @LL D@7 N1C3 $7UFF 1M $0 K3WL! (Text is bright yellow on an aqua background)
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1 LYK 2 WR173 W0ND3RFUL F@NF1K71ON 4 MA @N1M3 $H0W$ H3R3 R S0M3:
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1 M@Y B JU$7 11 Y3@R$ 0LD BUT @G3 1$ JU$T @ DUMB # $0 G0 F**K UR SELF! H@H@ 1 C@N $W3@R N 1 @M N0T 3V3N 0UTT@ K1ND@G@RT3N Y3T @1NT 1 @M@Z1N?
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0MG!!!!!!!11 K@W@11 DE$U!!111111111111111111
7H@NK U 2 @LL MY D3@R R3@D3R$! 1 TTLY <3 ANGELFIRE!
H1 MY N@M3 15 PURPL3$P@RKL3 H@PPYGL1773R T$UK1N0-KUR@N-K1RYU 1 <3 @N1M3 MY F@V0R173 1$ R S@1L0R M00N V@MP1R3 KN1GH7 T0YK0 M3W M3W N @LL D@7 N1C3 $7UFF 1M $0 K3WL! (Text is bright yellow on an aqua background)
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1 LYK 2 WR173 W0ND3RFUL F@NF1K71ON 4 MA @N1M3 $H0W$ H3R3 R S0M3:
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1 M@Y B JU$7 11 Y3@R$ 0LD BUT @G3 1$ JU$T @ DUMB # $0 G0 F**K UR SELF! H@H@ 1 C@N $W3@R N 1 @M N0T 3V3N 0UTT@ K1ND@G@RT3N Y3T @1NT 1 @M@Z1N?
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0MG!!!!!!!11 K@W@11 DE$U!!111111111111111111
7H@NK U 2 @LL MY D3@R R3@D3R$! 1 TTLY <3 ANGELFIRE!
by Disvan September 1, 2010
Get the angelfiremug. An awesome brunette. Always comforts you when you're down, keeps a secret, understands the importance of sisters before misters, loads of fun to be around, is your best friend and sister. Nicknamed Ali.
Who doesn't love Alice?
by Disvan November 26, 2010
Get the Alicemug.