Disvan's definitions

Daddy's credit card

What no rich, spoiled, whiny little 13-year-old brat ever goes to the mall without.

Hannah totally got that wannabe Gucci handbag at a thrift store. With Daddy's credit card, might I add.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

angelfire

A site to host your free website, similar to Geocities and Tripod and Xanga and all that other shit. Usually involves unreadable glitter text on a neon background, 1337 all over the place, pictures that don't load, My Chemical Romance or techno music blasted at max volume, really obvious that the creator has little to no knowledge of HTML, gives you a migraine after spending 10 minutes on it...in other words, typical appearance of a 12-year-old girl's MySpace profile. Lots of Neopets, Sailor Moon, and Pokemon sites. Yeahh, nobody goes on it anymore (though it used to be quite popular).

(Thanks for the Venom by MCR starts playing loud enough to make your ears fall off)

H1 MY N@M3 15 PURPL3$P@RKL3 H@PPYGL1773R T$UK1N0-KUR@N-K1RYU 1 <3 @N1M3 MY F@V0R173 1$ R S@1L0R M00N V@MP1R3 KN1GH7 T0YK0 M3W M3W N @LL D@7 N1C3 $7UFF 1M $0 K3WL! (Text is bright yellow on an aqua background)

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1 LYK 2 WR173 W0ND3RFUL F@NF1K71ON 4 MA @N1M3 $H0W$ H3R3 R S0M3:

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1 M@Y B JU$7 11 Y3@R$ 0LD BUT @G3 1$ JU$T @ DUMB # $0 G0 F**K UR SELF! H@H@ 1 C@N $W3@R N 1 @M N0T 3V3N 0UTT@ K1ND@G@RT3N Y3T @1NT 1 @M@Z1N?

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0MG!!!!!!!11 K@W@11 DE$U!!111111111111111111

7H@NK U 2 @LL MY D3@R R3@D3R$! 1 TTLY <3 ANGELFIRE!

by Disvan September 1, 2010

Alice

An awesome brunette. Always comforts you when you're down, keeps a secret, understands the importance of sisters before misters, loads of fun to be around, is your best friend and sister. Nicknamed Ali.

Who doesn't love Alice?

by Disvan November 26, 2010

julya

An awesome, loyal, happy, sweet girl who you can trust with all your secrets. Has long-ish blonde hair and is absolutely gorgeous. Treats you like a sister, and is the best friend you'll ever have. Often misspelled as Julia, but she won't even get mad at you for it, because she's just that nice. Nicknamed Jules.

Julya and I are going to be friends forever!! <3

by Disvan November 26, 2010

classmates.com

Something that started out as a good idea - a site where you can find all your old classmates, find out where they are now. Unfortunately, it's now little more than a scam site. They send you an e-mail claiming that old classmates are trying to contact you and you need to pay for a membership to see their messages (yes, you have to pay real money for a membership to actually do anything *coughcough*Club Penguin*coughcough*). Once these bitches have your credit card number, though, you're screwed. No, your old friends from seventh grade were NOT trying to contact you, and you just gave them your paycheck for nothing. They claim they'll cancel your membership but they never do. You'll probably never hear from them again. Supposedly, one time this woman named Sharon joined, and when she tried to delete her account one of the Classmates.com employees changed her first name to "FUCK YOU" and her last name to "SHARON." Thus, her profile name read "FUCK YOU SHARON." This isn't a site you should ever sign up for; if you want to find old classmates, use Facebook.

Unsurprisingly, Classmates.com has been sued twice for fraud. More likely than not, they are going to be completely bankrupt by 2013.

My friend Emily signed up for Classmates.com and found only one high school friend (who hadn't updated their profile in 2 years). She wanted to see their profile so she handed over the $59 they were charging for a gold membership. Once she realized nobody used it anymore, she e-mailed them asking to cancel her gold membership. She never got an e-mail (or her money) back.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

netflix

Piece of junk that doesn't actually have ANY decent or new-ish movies. Who cares if it enables you to watch movies on your Wii? Why can't you do that on your computer, or your iPod, or even your *gasp* DVD player? They don't even have Ghostbusters or Alien or anything, they're that bad. If you must see it for yourself, get the one-month free trial and then RETURN IT.

That was a great movie...maybe Netflix will have it in 45 years!

by Disvan November 26, 2010

half-vegetarian

Someone who eats chicken and fish but is otherwise vegetarian.

Julie doesn't eat pork, turkey, or beef, but she does eat other meats and eggs and dairy, so she is a half-vegetarian.

by Disvan October 1, 2010